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The Cryptids | Spooky Cheeky Underwear upsell-ignore Have you ever had someoneHere's the deal, people. Our company headquarters are in Denver. Denver is currently experiencing a foul infestation of Miller Moths. (google it) They're everywhere. They're unrelenting. Their corpses litter our office. We have made a deal with our CEO. If we can sell out of this Moth themed print, our CEO will EAT all of the moths that have been collected at our office. He will float 'em in a bubbly glass of champagne, drink them, and likely vomit