Too Gay to Function trust fund With a unique blend of

With a unique blend of tobacco and bay leaf scents

Do you have that one friend who is always such a tight-ass

and adds the scent of culture to your home

it's a reminder to let pride burn bright

(No "basic" b*tches here - just pure pumpkin goodness

Too Gay to Function trust fund With a unique blend ofUnleash the fabulousness with our Too Gay to Function candle. Made with 100% soy wax with wooden wicks, this candle is phthalate free and comes in an iridescent 12oz jar. Light it up and let the empowering scents of wild blackberries fill your space. (Warning: This candle may be too gay for some to handle.) NOTES: top: lime, orange middle: blackberry, raspberry, champagne base: sugar, praline, pine