The Crown Jewels | Royal Blue Ball Hammock® Long Johns Size:2X We also could have called

We also could have called this pair of long leg Ball Hammocks

When the season ended

you'll ask everyone if they're American

I saw it in a vision one time when I was on a lot of hallucinogens

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The Crown Jewels | Royal Blue Ball Hammock® Long Johns Size:2X We also could have calledWhen we created these royal blue Ball Hammock long johns, we cited ancient mythology and long standing tradition. According to elder scribes and poets who sported only large packages, the color royal blue was curated in the light of a dress making competition for Queen Charlotte, the ride or die of King George III. Legend has it that ole Georgie was so "shooketh" by the winning shade of the promiscuous primary color that he needed some matching