Fat Ass [Unhinged] March of the Machine Tokens Set: Commander 2020 Type: Legendary

Set: Commander 2020 Type: Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{U}{U}{R}{R} Flying

Set: Time Spiral Remastered Type: Instant Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{G} Choose one —

Set: Zendikar Rising Commander Type: Creature — Faerie Rogue Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{U} Flash

Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control

Set: Dominaria United Promos Type: Enchantment — Saga Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{U}{U} Read ahead (Choose a chapter and start with that many lore counters

Fat Ass [Unhinged] March of the Machine Tokens Set: Commander 2020 Type: LegendarySet: Unhinged Type: Creature Donkey Shaman Rarity: Common Cost: {4}{G} Fat Ass gets +2 +2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.) Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.